Man Date + Church Grad "Party"

So I was supposed to talk about this last night, after it actually happened, but like Justin I was too tired to update. Basically, the title says it all: an afternoon-long man date. 'Course, it would be just plain gay without some explanation, or some zany stories, so thankfully here comes the filler.

We start off going to the movies to watch The Incredible Hulk, which wasn't bad at all. Robert Downey, Jr.'s cameo made my day, of course, and Norton finally made the franchise decent. Considering Ang Lee's brooding turd of an attempt, that's saying a lot. The best part, though, came at the end (that's what she said) when we stayed behind to watch the credits, basically looking for sexually suggestive names and such. For instance: Tom Cock. And...I forget, but their were manly ones, too, like Joseph Steele. Good game. Plus, the lamest sex scene ever is in that movie, mostly because a) there's no sex, and b) the excitement level is low--good for Banner, bad for us. Shame, since I've been wanting to see Liv Tyler receive since LotR.

Well, afterwards, we stumbled out, drunk on the whole "that's what she said" game. Many happened, by the way, during our conversations. So, having went to the bathroom, we decided to use the little exact-weight machines. 50 cents later, we found out that I was "large framed", Justin T. is beyond "small frame", and the fotunes are freakishly accurate. Justin T.'s: don't forget your friends. Mine: don't overwork. Having been freaked a bit, we decided that the time had come to be fashionably late to Kristen's grad party. After chilling at TC for a while, I changed into something vaguely semi-formal and we departed.

But a card! We needed one! Using that as an excuse to further our fashionably late quest, we went to Target and found one that necessitated the insertion of money (sounds like a whore). So, naturally, we each wrote an equal sized note, both contributed $1 (with our names on the respective dollars, just to tell her how much we cared), and sealed it with half a lick from each of us. A heartfelt card. We rock.

Finally, we made it to the party...and promptly felt hungry. Cue mad dash out the back, since Kristen had already seen us. On our way back from Flame Broiler, we suddenly began contemplating making the night a true Harold and Kumar episode. It would've been awesome, but alas, we figured the day had already seemed a bit like one, with our sneaky card-buying and food run. Back to the party, which included interesting conversations (since when did Gealina become so fun?!). Essentially, a collection of sexual innuendo's and outright statements. Justin and I left early, naturally, and so ended our man date. Fun times, and a good way to begin the summer.

So, church grad party. Not a big deal, except for the fact that I missed Joel's grad party, which I heard was big and fun. The party wasn't terrible, though, since all the fun people were there, including Frank, a college friend of mine who had been in Egypt until recently (my graduation!). Fun conversations, at least. But the rest was a typical Friday youth night, which meant a very low-energy affair, which made me pissed that I was missing a good friend's party. Boo. But it's a bit late for that.

Well, I know I said I would post more tributes, but that'll have to wait for another of my sentimental moments. Or, since I'll be seeing many of my former classmates before I leave, I'll just be saying a lot of it in person. Sounds like a better plan.