Valedictorian speech, just in case y'all wanted to read it...

Unlike many of us here today, the orange halls of Whitney became my home in the 9th grade—two years later than normal. That transition gave me a much different perspective, along with lasting impressions. I was welcomed, surprised by the friendliness of the students and the accepting atmosphere as omnipresent as the house ghosts of Hogwarts. Before, the kind of academic fervor we all have would have been considered strange, like Hermione’s bookworm tendencies. It would have been out of place, like Harry as he clambered aboard the Hogwarts Express. And like Harry stumbling through the wall to Platform 9¾, like a mudblood arriving in the wizarding world late, I adjusted to a different way of life, one that involved personalities and events dissimilar to my previous experiences. At Whitney, I was challenged by teachers and found a subject I truly enjoyed learning. But most importantly, it’s the friends I’ve made here that will stay with me through college and beyond. Like trying out wands to mystically find the right one, I found that special group of classmates that shared my interests, people I met luckily on bus rides and band trips, those with whom I shared the occasional hug or playful punch. And so I stand here now with friendships and memories that will bridge the miles of separation inevitably to come.

It would be cheesy to say that my time here has been magical—it’s certainly been long, and it’s certainly been hard. But since we’re talking about Harry Potter, I’ll go ahead and say it: it’s been magical. And it’s also been a fun, fulfilling, and fantastically memorable journey.

*Yes, the "that's what she said" moment was completely intentional. As were the cameos: Justin T., Kevin, Loris, JP, and Kat, you should try to find yours'. I'm glad I didn't talk to fast, and many of you said it was a good speech, so, seriously, thanks for listening, and for the encouragement.

By the way, to feel truly accomplished, I'll add a few more tributes...

Brian: Six years, including Tetzlaff. Your happiness has been an inspiration to me, and your unwavering dedication as a friend has been heartwarming. Thanks for being awesome! You live close, so expect to see me once in a while!

Tiff: Fellow Cerritos News writer, it's been a hugely fun journey working and hanging with you. All the abuse only conceals my love. I'll see you around, since I feel a certain affinity to USC people for some reason. Plus, you're awesome to talk to--I'll be missing our conversations the most!

Annie: I COULD just say boing, and you'd know what I mean. Plus, those simple punches carry so much meaning each time. Along with our secret handshake. You've been so much fun to be around, and I'll truly miss your optimism and personality next year. Stay bouncy, okay?